4 out of 5 doctors that I made up for this sentence agree: Connecting with me helps improve mental function, increases libido, calms the spirit, inflames passions, expands brainpower, awakens second sight and telekinetic capabilities, deepens your relationship to beauty, truth, humor, and the many delights of the soul, and will increase overall prosperity and happiness for all living things.

But whatever. It’s your call.

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