I think this photo speaks for itself, but in case it doesn’t… BIGFOOT IS HIDING IN AN ANTHILL IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD! Or maybe it’s BIGFOOT CAPTURED BY ANTS IN THE CALIFORNIA DESERT! I don’t know exactly what it is, but it’s clearly something. Theories are invited.
Humor
Valley Girl in 82 Tweets
Last night I “live-tweeted” the movie Valley Girl (1983), starring Nicolas Cage and Deborah Foreman, as I watched it in full for the first time (on DVD). I really enjoyed the movie, and had fun tweeting along with it. Here’s what came out, unedited: 22:34:51 Watching “Valley Girl”. I know, I’m like, such a fad […]
If Google Search Results Had a Sense of Humor
Online humor site Cracked.com has compiled a series of quite funny simulated Google searches: If Google Search Results Had a Sense of Humor Enjoy!
Lance Uncategorized Fun graphics, toys, & gizmos, Humor
OTB Caption Contest
I entered the Outside the Beltway Thursday Caption Contest this week. I’m hoping the prize is like a million dollars or something, but regardless of any money or fame that may come from my entry, I achieved “first commenter” status for sure. And no one can ever take that away from me. Once I win, […]
(Nearly) Comprehensive Guide to Comedy Podcasts
I listen to quite a few comedy podcasts, all of which are included in Joe Berkowitz’s A Seriously Comprehensive Guide to Comedy Podcasts. His guide starts out with a lot of detail, and then the size and depth of the reviews shrink as you get nearer to the end. I’m assuming this is because for […]
Lance Uncategorized Across the Blogosphere, Humor, Social Media, Videos
The Salad That Ate Sacramento (and/or Healed the World)
I’m definitely not one of those people who sticks my nose up at folks posting relatively ordinary occurrences from their day on Twitter. I’ve been on the Internet for a long damn time, and one of the things that makes it great is its ability to bridge the invisible divide that has grown between “strangers” […]
New job title: Reince Priebus joke curator (?!?)
In an extremely unexpected turn of events, I have launched a site dedicated to jokes about the new Republican National Committee chairman with the funny name, Reince Priebus. The site is called (surprise!) ReincePriebusJokes.com. It’s mostly based off of tweets that I have skimmed off of the Internet – some 250+ jokes have been re-tweeted […]
Lance Creative endeavors, Twitter, Twitter projects Humor, Politics and Government, Web Design and Blogging
Outtake from The Simplifier #5.2
The following will not appear in the “Lifestyles of the Natural & Professional” section of the upcoming issue of The Simplifier: ———————— Oh, to be the young upstart! The new guard, the fresh blossom; it’s so inspiring and exciting…to beat the crusty, lame, old, creaky… I’m speaking, of course, of the feud between the Project […]
B.L. Ochman: Why You Should Stop Sleeping With Your Laptop
B.L. Ochman’s blog: Why You Should Stop Sleeping With Your Laptop Recently, at a Tweetup, several of my online buds admitted that they sleep with their laptops. They said they check their email when they get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Sorry guys, but that’s just nuts. I’ve […]
Lance Uncategorized Across the Blogosphere, Humor
Ben Stiller introduces his online presence
I like that Ben Stilller (@redhourben on Twitter) took this humble-yet-funny approach to introducing his online presence to the new Web: httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCt6XcxemKo&feature=channel His short video where he introduces Mickey Rooney to Twitter is cute too: httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f30D3LSe-kY&feature=channel
BREAKING NEWS: Facebook Buys Facebook
Palo Alto – In a move sure to send shockwaves across the Facebook universe, Facebook executives announced early this morning that the company would be purchasing social media giant Facebook, and would begin folding its features into Facebook as soon as possible. This move, which was announced via an updated status message on Facebook, comes […]